Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Microwave 2 to 3 Minutes

I've noticed that Marmaduke has better artwork and is featuring two names at the bottom (Paul and Brad Anderson) so yet another father-son "legacy strip" has come into fruition. May God have mercy on us all.

Yeah. Bird-anal sex is pretty frightening.

Why is Drabble yelling like that in panel two? In most cities, driving while talking on a cell phone is still legal and people do regardless. I'm done with Drabble. Please leave now.

Letters to the editor are horrible. In my opinion, if people actually take time to write a letter to a newspaper editor, they obviously have no life and spend all their time complaining about everything humans do no matter how insignificant.

I'll heat up my own frozen dinner, thank you. I don't need my wife around to operate the microwave. I can be a self-sufficent man if I want to be.