My name is Brian and I think I've been obsessing over the comic strip Jane's World too much lately.
Of course it's not my fault. Things like side-boobs are rarely inserted into the comics I normally read.
Believe it or not but I believe I've actually said something almost exactly along those lines at one point.
Brutus should know if his own wife is afraid of the water. Plus, I don't think a woman Gladys' size would even have a swimming suit because they would not go near the water all that much. Of course, I'm basing this on personal experience so maybe I'm a just a jerk.