Tuesday, August 5, 2008

[Insert Nokia Ringtone Here]

There's a guy I work with who I think really needs an item like that. I would be more than happy to give him three punches.

Boy Rocket is addicted to gasoline? Little Einsteins are owned by Disney so it's Disney's fault gas prices are so high.

"She was free and willing to make out with me so maybe you two should question your relationship instead of pummelling me into this brick wall."

Mastadon Wife must not see the look of utter fear in her neighbor's eyes. The green-eyed monster must be obstructing her view.

I remember the huge cell phones. Considering Brutus' new phone has an antenna, that has got to be one old cell phone.

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