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I actually laughed at this not only because of the physical comedy but because the word LOOP can now be used as sound effect.
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Never make anyone choose between their significant other and a pet. To me, the pet would win every time.
Even if you are a robot...
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The last time I went to a club there was this girl dancing on the dance floor and there a rule in the Constitution stating that Brian doesn't dance but I really wanted to meet this girl so I attempted, looked like an idiot and was so involved in making sure I kept rhythm and all that that I didn't see that the girl had left with another guy.
Brian. Doesn't. Dance
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It's 99 degrees where I am. 108 heat index. We're under a heat warning until Monday night which will probably be extended to next weekend. Don't go bragging to me about your 75 degrees Brutus or I will take one of your golf clubs and **** up your ****. Then I'll **** out of your **** and **** with my **** and if that doesn't **** then I'm going to **** you with my ****.