Friday, June 20, 2025

I, Personally, Love Money

August 5, 1966
I feel of the three men mentioned here, only La Guardia now deserves a mention. Napoleon wasn't all that great and isn't Nero the guy that just sat around while Rome burned? La Guardia was also the only one actually short and rotund. He was estimated to be about Five foot even or five two. Both Napoleon and Nero were considered average height for their times.

None of these purported important men wore a shirt like that though. That might hold you back a little.

Look, I am all for the important things like friends and family. But never discount the importance of money. Money helps keep a roof over your head and put food in your belly. I wish we didn't have to rely on money, but we do.

It's weird Brutus is bringing this up. First, saying there's more important things than money and then bringing up an example that's only doable because of money. Second, just the phrasing. "There's more important things than money...like a BRAND NEW CAR!" It's just weird.

And if the Thornapples were going to Disney World, we'd have a strip of them leaving and a strip of them coming home with no Disney adventures in between.

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Leave Early Anyway

August 4, 1966
Maybe Brutus should throw a tantrum. Stomp your feet and jump up and down a lot. It won't work, but it will at least be a nice little show.

How are we talking about this five dollar raise? Is it five dollars per paycheck or five dollars over the year? If it's over the year, why can't he have a raise? You can't afford to add $0.19 to his paycheck, you capitalist pig?

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

The Last Donut

August 3, 1966
Is it me or is he holding the nail between his fingers? I usually hold the nail with my index finger and thumb thus reducing the strike zone if I miss the nail with the hammer. The grawlix and fancied censored word is spot on though.

Did Brutus get any donuts? From his phrasing it sounds like he didn't. Gladys got out early this morning and just bought donuts for herself. The box looks like it holds, at most, six.

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

People Don't Want to Hear About Your Dreams

August 2, 1966
Did the pitcher hate Thornapple that much? Does Thornapple's head take up too much space on plate? Hey, there are guys in the showers back there!

I like the idea of Thornapple bouncing around whatever jobs are needed to make the joke work. He's not just stuck at a tea cozy company. I guess you can't have a wife and kid and have a new job every day. He's not Homer Simpson.

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house...? Why doesn't Gladys know what extra innings are?!

So is Brutus fired? I know it doesn't matter because he'll just be back at work tomorrow like some sort of sick Sisyphean punishment, but it's so hard to keep track of these things.

Sunday, June 15, 2025

Don't Blame Your Wife for This, Brutus

March 8, 1987
Introducing the great character find of 1987. Edgar Darling!! Move over Brutus Thornapple, Edgar will be taking over the strip in a year or two!

I love that second panel and the idea that Veeblefester Tea Cozies, Inc. is at the top of a nice skyscraper in the middle of a mid-sized metropolis with other skyscrapers towering around it and a nice central park within walking distance. It's much better than the industrial park I currently picture when I read the strip.

As long as we're doing this, I feel calling Veeblefester "chief" is a bit informal. Veeblefester is the CEO of this company and "chief" doesn't show the proper amount of respect. We can just go with Mr. Veeblefester and leave it at that.

Does Veeblefester know his name is misspelled on his door? That's clearly two Es there. His name's not spelled VEEBLEEFESTER...





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Saturday, June 14, 2025

Kitchen to Clean? Yard to Mow?

August 1, 1966
Yeah, yeah. You know what I usually say with these type of comics. I want to point out how these monkeys remind me of my Mom's coconut monkey. When she passed, I, of course, got it. It's older than I am. It's currently sitting on a shelf in the living room. It doesn't eavesdrop and gossip like these monkeys clearly do.


Do the Thornapples not have regular cable TV? What are they doing? Your lives are boring even with wi-fi. I never see you on a computer and barely see you on your phones. Y'all always have things to do around the house, and here you are just sitting on the couch.


If you plan on protesting, be safe out there.

Little India May

On January 7, 1912, dozens of people gathered in the office of Dr. Eva Harding to admire a seven-month old, chubby, hazel-eyed baby girl. The baby girl was being put up for adoption and within twelve hours, hundreds would express interest in Little India May.

India May was born June 9, 1911 in a small town in Oklahoma. The mother was the daughter of a minister and India May had no father. Before arriving in Topeka, Kansas, mother and daughter were residing with a school principal in Oklahoma City. When the principal got sick and she decided to go to a spring, the mother and child were left without a home. They made their way up to Topeka on January 5 to find a relative of India's father. The relative refused to aid them so the mother sought out other help.

She first went to the Orphan's Home, but was turned away because she could not afford the cost there. The Orphan's Home was established in 1888 in a building at 3rd and Fillmore. The orphanage closed in 1947 and the building was gifted to the Capper Foundation. It was later learned that the mother was offered $4 a week to work in the kitchen to pay for the placement, but refused. The mother then went to the Provident Association. The Provident Association was started in 1904 to help people affected by the 1903 flood. It was located in a brick building at 4th & Jackson streets. It would later become Family Service and Guidance Center. However, they had no room to place India May. In desperation, the mother and child came to the office of Dr. Harding.

Dr. Harding and the mother chose a couple late in the afternoon of the 8th. Of the more than a hundred people who were interested in India May, Mr. and Mrs. John R. Graham were selected. "We are tickled to death to get her," Mrs. Graham said. John Graham worked for the Charles Wolff Packing Company as a trimmer and owned a home at 112 Fillmore Street. The Grahams did not any children of their own. "Nothing will be too good for the child," said Mr. Graham.

Information on India May and the Grahams end with the adoption. A John R. Graham is buried in Memorial Park Cemetery in Topeka having died in 1950. His wife is listed as Ada, but no children are listed with them. It could also be a case of mistaken identity as an Ada Moss was married to a John J. Graham who died around the same time. John R. Graham in Memorial Park Cemetery is buried in an unmarked grave.

Friday, June 13, 2025

I'm Waiting for the Clock to Strike Five, When It's Five O'Clock I'll Be Free

July 29, 1966
"Love thy neighbor" "Down with everything" Why not both? I can care for my fellow humans while wanting to dismantle societal norms. Since we are in the 1960s, I fully expect a lot of protest-themed comics and I'm sure they will be handled with grace and aplomb.

I don't condone assault, like what Shaggy is doing to Wednesday(?), Edwina(?) here.

What do you consider "close to five o'clock"? Five till? Quarter till? Maybe stop looking at the clock. Or just leave. By the time you gather your stuff and get down the hall, it'll be five. What's Veeblefester going to do if you leave early? Fire you? He's made that threat numerous times before and you are still here.

Thursday, June 12, 2025

Is This About My Car Warranty?

July 28, 1966
When I first read this comic, I thought that was a porthole in the background, like on a ship. "That must be how the burglar got in", I thought. But then I thought it was weird that no one mentions being on a boat then I realized it was an open safe.

Can you untie proto-Brutus while on the phone talking to your mother? Someone should probably get ahold of the police.

Why are you even answering your phone? Are you that desperate for human contact, Brutus?

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Classic TV

July 27, 1966
Man finally goes to therapy and he gets yelled at by the therapist. Luckily, there are plenty of things out there Thornapple can hate and make his entire personality, much to the detriment of his friends, family, country, and soul.

I, and my wife, watch old shows all the time. Seinfeld, Golden Girls, Murder, She Wrote, Unsolved Mysteries, Matlock, The Office, IT Crowd, Schitt's Creek, and several others. You've seen the state of the world lately? Just let me enjoy 30 minutes in Mayberry before I head off to my 32nd Trump protest.