Saturday, August 02, 2008

Brutus Must've Had Money On the Other Team

Marmaduke has claimed another innocent victim. Only his knee bone and one finger will ever be found by the authorities.

Rob will now come home to see a broken-necked Bucky being shaken about like a ragdoll in Satchel's mouth. And the world shall rejoice.

I think if Charlie Brown's baseball team played Wilberforce's team, Charlie might actually have a chance at winning. Wilberforce is so going to be towel whipped in the locker room.