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That kind of sounds like me. I was born with milky white legs and I will die with milky white legs. I haven't worn shorts in roughly 10 years. Minus a summer I tried to impress this girl but that doesn't count.
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Wasn't there a
Calvin and Hobbes strip that showed Calvin and Hobbes in the same way as the two old men? *Sigh* I miss
Calvin and Hobbes.
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I don't miss
Mutt and Jeff. Although in their defense, I did kind of chuckle at this strip.
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I don't know about you but I love amorphus blobs. Next to "crushed by 1,000 foot grasshopper", "eaten by amorphus blob" is 2nd on my Sci-Fi Movie List of Ways To Die.
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Well, it's good to know that Chip's cut-and-paste feature works on his computer.