Is That a New Phrase In These Cooking Shows That Are All the Rage?

April 12, 1987

Is it this test pattern? Because I could watch it all day.

This one, not so much...

God, remember when TV networks would end at a certain time because who would be up at two ayem(?!) watching TV? Such a simpler time. I'd ask why Brutus isn't watching Nick at Nite, but Fernwood 2 Night is probably on.

Why is cooking so hard for Gladys? You just follow the instructions. I'm a complete moron and I cook things perfectly fine. That's also such a weird trope--a housewife that can't cook. "This character is so dumb, they can't follow a simple recipe, hyuck, hyuck!"

Culinary arsonists seems like a cool descriptor, but I feel it cheapens all the real arsonists out there burning down warehouses, businesses late on protection payments, and fathers who are wanting to start a new life without their family.

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