It all starts out as fun and games. Two athletes from each state and territory--one boy and one girl--will travel to Washington, D.C. for The Patriot Games, a competitive celebration of America's independence. We don't know all the details, because President Trump just pulled this idea out of his ass earlier today, but this isn't an ideal prospect and seems very...
dystopian coded.
Sigh. 37 months and 2 days left. May the odds be ever in our favor.
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| February 2, 1967 |
What's this thing supposed to do? I'm going with it drills into the floor while also drilling into the ceiling (provided your floor-to-ceiling height is ~5 1/2 feet). I don't know why you would need something like that but that's what marketing is for.
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Sounds like Veeblefester needs yet another visit from four ghosts this Christmas. Some day it's going to sink in. Fingers crossed it will be this year.
