Donuts Make Employees Go Nuts

January 27, 1967

Do either of these guys have a pen or something to write with? They can throw that bottle back into the ocean and maybe get rescued!

I've often wondered how putting a message in a bottle would actually help you get rescued. You don't know where you are. You can't write coordinates down and if you are on an island like this one, it's not going to last and be swallowed into the ocean. I guess you can write down the plane number or ship name and searchers can go from there...

Being on an island this small would scare the bejeezus out of me. Even a moderate storm would destroy that thing. The thought of being on a normal sized island like Pitcairn, Samoa, or Kiribati during a massive storm scares me.

Maybe Brutus would show up for work on time, or even earlier, if donuts were always involved. I know I would.

🎵He's an old cowhand, from the Rio Grande...🎶
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