So you're saying that I buy a kids' meal without a kid, who might be home by the way, I don't get a toy?

September 3, 1966

Are we making chicken strips? Because this starts out like my chicken strip recipe. This is much better loser material than yesterday's comic.

At least they have a book to keep them entertain as they float on vast wasteland of the ocean.

Uh, no. I paid full price for the kids' meals so I am entitled to the toy. I don't even care if they are the same thing at this point.