Wednesday, August 10, 2016

It's the Ears That Will Keep Him Single

Mallard Fillmore
Is this seriously saying that Hillary is not as experienced as Bernie Sanders? Hillary has been serving people her entire life from being a lawyer to First Lady to U.S. Senator to Secretary of State. Bernie, with all due respect, does not compare to that.

Funky Winkerbean
Hazing is always more fun when the spectre of death is lingering right around the corner.

Baby Blues
But sometimes that doesn't work Hammie, sometimes women still think a guy like that is marry-able. Jelly or not.

Hi and Lois
Hey, readers, don't spend too much time on that last panel even though it's more colorful, points out that she's naked, and stares directly at you. They're watching you, you perverts.