If you didn't want to talk about superheroes, then why did you marry a superhero? And to be fair, discussing how to find Ant-Man has got to be more interesting than hearing Peter complain about Jameson all the time.
Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids
Slylock, take a few minutes off, dude. You're just out for a leisurely motorcycle ride with Max. Your keen detective skills are not needed right now. Reeky was going to get that ticket anyway.
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith
Tater looks like the character Mash Man in the obscure early 1990s video game "Action 52".