Most Valuable Crankshaft

Crankshaft

Are we already with the "Crankshaft Coaches the Church Equivilent of the Bad News Bears" or is Crankshaft just done with even trying and stole that trophy?

Amazing Spider-Man

Now that I see it written out, that is a pretty stupid superpower. It would be better if he had the strength of an ant when small or at all. Time for a retcon.

Frazz

20 times and he still has his head.

Too soon? Don't blame me, blame the ill-timed publication of this comic strip that is distributed by a syndicate in Kansas City.