Thursday, August 25, 2016

Just Divide the Room With a Sheet

Family Circus
Jeffy's cool eyes of "Yet another swear I can keep under my belt just in case" is great. Jeffy's not even five and already he knows that parents will swear like a drunken sailor on shore for the weekend and no amount of "never use that word" will keep kids from saying them anyway.

The Amazing Spider-Man
Oop, Spidey found Ant-Man--the only way Spider-Man knows how.

Curtis' dad must've been one of the last people hired who went "Starting my job at the DMV! My life is really going to take off from here!"

Mark Trail
"I'm intrigued, Mark - go on!"

"...Really? Most people just roll their eyes and nod in agreement when I talk about stuff like this. Oh, wait. You're paid to give a damn about what I say. Please give me a boat allowance."