Tuesday, August 09, 2016

Whiny Beedie

Crankshaft and Funky Winkerbean

Why is everyone in these comic strips so terrible? And not just in general, they are terrible in every aspect of life. They can't hit balls placed on a tower and they don't just get Stockholm Syndrome, they get THE Stockholm Syndrome.

Mary Worth
"You may have pulled a muscle. I don't know. I'm just a doctor. You shouldn't have to suffer. Take this prescription and get out, I have a dozen other patients out there, all of whom have some form of insurance so I don't have time to be dealing with you."

"This will help with the pain...of everything." Now I am rooting for Tommy being found dead of a vicodin overdose.

U.S. Acres
This is the third time since I began comic strip commentary back in June that Booker has been dangling over the edge of a cliff with a worm. It needs to stop. Just stop.