Isn't there a specific department that you can call to report stuff like this or is this a universe where all the signs read: "In Case of Nature-Oriented Emergency, Contact Mark Trail"?
Family Circus
Yeah, hurry up, Kittycat, Jeffy is ready for some hot cat-on-cat action!
Mary Worth
Laying in bed in with a vicodin coma like a lazy ass is a gas, Ha-Ha!!
