Thursday, October 16, 2008

Someone Get Me a Chair

I don't care how old or rare the painter/painting is, it's still an ugly picture and since it was a gift and I can't eBay it, it'll go in the basement.

Luckily the bottom of the last panel hides his erection. No one needs to see that.

Oh, sure. An ant in a post-apocalyptic future can win the lottery but I can't even win a free ticket.

Yeah, well, "The best defense is a good offense."

No, your conversation is not boring, it's just that we're standing up. Why are we standing when there are chairs right over there?