Thursday, October 16, 2008

Someone Get Me a Chair


I don't care how old or rare the painter/painting is, it's still an ugly picture and since it was a gift and I can't eBay it, it'll go in the basement.


Luckily the bottom of the last panel hides his erection. No one needs to see that.


Oh, sure. An ant in a post-apocalyptic future can win the lottery but I can't even win a free ticket.


Yeah, well, "The best defense is a good offense."


No, your conversation is not boring, it's just that we're standing up. Why are we standing when there are chairs right over there?