Before we get to today's comics, let's play a game. Here we have the first panel of today's Archie.
Now, which direction do you think the AJGU-3000 will take? A "Jughead likes food" direction? How about "delivery person wants a tip" or even the rare but beloved "weird pizza toppings" or "Archie falls for the delivery girl". The possibilities are multiple and I think the answer will surprise you.
That's right. A thrown pizza joke.
I hear you cry.
So Crankshaft is so evil, he takes great pleasure in watching little kids shatter their bones on a huge rock while they are having fun.
Maybe if you chase him with torches and pitchforks.....
I would think it'd be quite warm to nap in. Is she even going to wear shoes to nap? Now that seems uncomfortable.