I don't really know what makes it any different than any other day.

Love the look on Jonah's face. I've had that look on my face many a time when I realize the girl was just with me for the free dinner and movie.

Hahaha!! Oh, Crankshaft. You horrible husband, you. Instead of hiring some young whippersnapper, you get your 80-year-old wife to do it. Ah, I can't wait to be an old coot.

Rich people don't waste their money on stupid things like wishing wells or charity.