Thursday, April 24, 2025

Veeblefester Is Always Harsh

A man that looks like one of the Beatles from the 1960s stands at a microphone and plays a guitar. "Yes, she is my baby-baby, sun shines bright but she's quite shady--yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh..." Suddenly his mic goes silent. When he looks behind him, a man has unplugged his microphone and guitar.
May 24, 1966
BUG MUSIC!!?!! Well, it is the sixties. Sadly, Dobie Portacio will not be at the level of such acts like The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkle, the Rolling Stones, or Jan and Dean, but maybe he'll still be a more local celebrity. (probably not)




Brutus and Veeblefester are standing next to each other. "If I may say so, chief, you've been a bit harsh with the staff lately. You know that you can catch more flies with honey," Brutus suggests. "What do I want with more flies?" asks Veeblefester angrily.
I can also catch just as many flies with one of those things with sugary water where they can go in but can't come out. Which reminds me, I need to contact the Department of Labor and see if I can start sealing the doors closed during work hours. Surely we're over that shirtwaist claptrap by now.

I apologize for not posting yesterday's classic comic and bringing up this classic image in comparison.
Insane looking man with gritted teeth growling "I--I'll do it!" with a clenched fist.