Do You Still Get Gum?

August 23, 1967

The one damn part of the speech everybody should know.

I bet if you told someone in 1967 that there would be a Broadway musical about Alexander Hamilton starring a bunch of minorities, they'd probably be like "Alexander Hamilton? Which one was he? Oh! The duel guy!"

I discovered a few weeks ago and got pissed off at learning that trading cards are kind of making a comeback but they are just online. So I pay for them but I don't own them? That's some stupid NFT bullshit. No, sir, I don't like it.

I'm Starting to Think That Veeblefester Is Not That Great of a Boss

August 22, 1967

I like older music so I understand Brutus' frustration here. He's just a middle-aged man who likes waltzes. Is that such a crime? No need to call him a "golden-ager".

I mean, dear lord, Brutus is very excited for the Waltz-time portion of this program.

At least Veeblefester talks. He doesn't just sit there and fall asleep while several people talk beside and behind him like someone else I know.

Even RFKJr is snoozing a bit...

Requiem for a Rainy Sunday

June 26, 1988

Brutus' appendix burst and he died of sepsis so Brutus has been wandering around as a ghost since 1988. Why Brutus continues to live his life and go to work when he's a ghost is something that demands attention though.

Glad to see Gladys driving Brutus to the hospital. An ambulance isn't your own personal taxi to the hospital...wait...

 

We've had enough rain around here. I don't know how it's been in Ohio but I swear it's practically rained everyday here in Kansas. I'm certain everything is fine and we don't need to worry about anything.

 

 

 

 

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You're Not Special

August 21, 1967

This happens a lot.

"Why are you telling me? The guy you should be telling--the one with the giant bag, I mean, who brings a large bag into a bank?--is next up in line!"

This is like those fake ads for crap at the bottom of websites where it's like, "90% of people have this debilitating disease" and it's click-bait to tell you about warts or something. Peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth, that's its whole thing. It's not some rare occurrence.

We Buy Universal Remotes Just In Case

August 19, 1967

Note the date. Note the date.

Brutus and Gladys sleep in separate beds? Was that something the syndicate/newspapers said should happen or is it because that's what they did in TV shows. Although Darren and Samantha Stevens had been sharing a bed on Bewitched since at least 1964.

"How can you not know how to turn on the TV without the remote. Goddamn, what a moron!" you may be thinking. But let me tell you this: Neither of my TVs have buttons on them to do anything manually on the TV so blame bad UX, not Wilberforce.

Thursday Slog

I think one of the things I hate about Trump the most--though not as much as the stupidity, lies, hatred of people he was elected to serve, and corruption--is this face. It's a face he uses when he seems proud of something (although he has done nothing to be proud of). To me, all it looks like is the face a toddler makes when he shits his pants or a smug asshole preteen who just did something you specifically told them not to do.

 

 

 

August 18, 1967

We never see Brutus get kidnapped anymore😞 I don't think anyone I know could scrape together a ransom for someone--even one as low as $25,000.

I love the line "cement galoshes and a snorkel with a cork". I'm going to start saying that when I threaten people.

You probably just dozed off and someone came in and plopped down more work for you. They didn't wake you because you looked so cute napping at your desk.

Ha Ha Laugh

August 17, 1967

I don't know about you, but I feel Wilberforce needs to be beaten up after this game. It must be a light rain with no lightening. Although it is the 60s. Being struck by lightening probably built character or something.

How does Wilberforce not know what a laugh track is? Was he born yesterday? I mean, I agree. Laugh tracks are the Devil and unnecessary, but I don't know, maybe it's a short-term memory thing...

 

 

 

 

 

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Skipping Work

August 16, 1967

Now Teeny is Brutus and Gladys' daughter? I guess 'folks' is all encompassing and can include parents or guardians.

Look, I never (usually) complain about someone's looks, mainly because I look like me. But I think I know why Brutus and Gladys don't like Harold and it's not his hair. It's because he seems like a lump of nothing. Teeny's other guys look boring but also look like they have a future.

Ha ha! He's old!

It's nice that Brutus and Uncle Ted are going to be spending some outdoors time together. I like seeing Brutus play golf with someone other than Veeblefester because that makes little sense.

Slightly bothered by the lack of shadows in the second panel though.

Monday Quickies

August 15, 1967

If that young woman is really enjoying herself, she won't care that Brutus is bald.

If Veeblefester wants his employees to read the Wall Street Journal then he should pay for a subscription for his employees.

I Do Not Like This Guy's Mustache

June 19, 1988

Did this guy pay for a pineapple soda or did the soda jerk just give him the soda? At least Brutus got a couple sips in. This is why I always spit in my drink when given one.

I was going to say "I've been saving up to get a pool"? No, you haven't. You are possibly the poorest man on the comics page, Brutus with the exception of Snuffy Smith.