He's Gonna Go to the Beach and Gawk At Beefcakes Like His Long-Lost Cousin Teeny

July 31, 1967

I don't think any one is good enough for Teeny. Live your life, Teeny. Live your life.

Although you might want to stay clear of guys named 'Lance'. They seem hit or miss.

What else is he going to do? He's a kid. He's gonna play--play outside, play video games, play, play, play. Now, just drink your glass of ice cold piss lemonade.