"No, Rusty, it wasn't exciting. Stuff that could kill you isn't exciting. Now get back in your Harry Potter closet under the stairs and give yourself 70 lashes and think about the ignorance you just said."
How would getting cut off by a driverless car teach him a lesson? Because then he'd be upset at no one?
The Nutmeg men have taught their bird to say the word "fart". Repeatedly. Iggy's grandma's friend doesn't seem too offended so no harm, no foul.
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
The baseball fact is true so enjoy some illustrated Gerald Ford as your reward.