Friday, July 29, 2016
Tauy Creek Digest #21: Fall Dance
"No, I don't have a date," Bobbo answered.
"You can come with me," Michelle said. "I'm going alone so we could be each others dates."
Michelle continued drawing on Bobbo's hand until the bell rang for class to be over. "I'll see you at the dance. We'll wait outside for each other to arrive."
"Sure, see you tonight," Bobbo stood up and grabbed his stuff. He looked at his hand. "Why'd you draw a penis on me?" he asked after seeing the elongated mushroom shapes.
Bobbo walked through the hallways and Brooke came up to him. "Bobbo, are you going to dance tonight?" she asked him.
"That question is really going around," Bobbo said. "Yeah, why?"
"Would you want to go with me? Trent said he was going to but then he flaked out on me," Brooke complained. "Do you want to be my date?"
"Yeah, I'd love to. I'll just meet you inside the cafeteria," Bobbo said. "See you tonight." Bobbo continued down the hall and joined up with Max. "Hey, Max, are you going to the dance tonight?"
"You're not my type," Max said.
"Are you going or not?"
"Yeah, there's going to be free food," Max answered.
"I will be going to the dance with both Brooke and Michelle," Bobbo revealed.
"And they are both cool with that?"
"Well, they don't know. Michelle asked me first in world geography and Brooke asked me just now. I plan on keeping them apart. Keeping them on opposite ends of the cafeteria, you know," Bobbo smiled.
"That's a good plan. That always works out. Always," Max said. "Why do you have penises drawn on your hand?"
"Michelle drew them on me," Bobbo looked at his hand.
"She's a weird girl," Max said.
At the dance, Bobbo started out with Michelle. They walked in together but made sure they avoided Mr. Dillon, the art teacher who was taking pictures of the kids coming in. The went to the corner of the cafeteria where the food and Max was. "Hey, Bobbo. Hi, Michelle," Max greeted.
"Hi, Max," Michelle responded.
Bobbo whispered to Max. "Have you seen Brooke?"
"She's over there," Max pointed to the other side of the cafeteria. "You're really going to do this, aren't you?"
"I'll take her some food," Bobbo grabbed a plate and began loading it up with food. "I'm gonna go say hi to some friends."
"I'll go with you. We both know the same people."
"No, that's okay. Keep Max company," Bobbo said and walked away into the crowd of kids.
Michelle raised an eyebrow.
"Mry huh hupcays," Max said, an entire cupcake in his mouth.
"Hello, milady, I brought you some food," Bobbo said as he arrived at Brooke. "I didn't see you when I came in so I grabbed us both something to eat."
"Thanks, Bobbo," Brooke took the plate from him and took a couple of Cheez-Its. "How did you do on Mr. Hart's pop quiz?" she asked.
"Terrible. I got a high D. I wasn't really thinking clearly when I was taking it. How'd you do?"
"One hundred percent. The only one in his class," Brooke smiled.
"That's great," Bobbo tried to look out over the crowd. "I'm gonna go grab more food."
"But there's plenty here on the plate," Brooke said.
"I want more," Bobbo said and ran off back to the other side of the cafeteria. "I'm back. Everyone says 'Hey,'" Bobbo breathed.
"Where's your plate?" Michelle asked.
"Oh," Bobbo slapped his forehead. "I left it over there. Oh, well, I'll just get a new one."
"That's a waste of food. I'll go grab it. Where'd you leave it?" Michelle said.
"No! Please don't!" Bobbo shouted.
"You are excellent at this," Max chuckled, shoving a cookie into his mouth.
"What's wrong?" Michelle asked.
"Nothing, I just..." Bobbo didn't know what to say. "There's plenty of food here and I'm sure someone over there will eat it."
"So bad," Max shook his head.
"Hi, Michelle. Hi, Max," Brooke suddenly appeared through the crowd of people with the plate full of food. "Bobbo, help me eat this. You don't need to get another plate."
"You gave your plate to Brooke?" Michelle asked.
"You should start backing away toward the door," Max bent down and said in Bobbo's ear.
"What's going on?" Michelle asked. "Did you ask Brooke to the dance but still agreed to go with me?"
"No, no, no. Of course not," Bobbo defended.
"I asked him to go with me," Brooke said. "Did he ask you?"
"No, I asked him."
"When'd you ask him?"
"World geography, sixth hour."
"I asked between sixth and seventh."
"Run," Max whispered.
"So you asked him first," Brooke said. "I'm sorry. I never would've asked Bobbo if I had known."
"Yeah, that's probably something Bobbo should have mentioned," Michelle crossed her arms and both she and Brooke turned to look at Bobbo.
"We were just going as friends," Bobbo said.
"So you won't mind if we hang out with other boys?" Michelle shrugged.
"No, of course not. Go. Have a ball," Bobbo said.
"Come on, Brooke. I know this boy who doesn't have a bone in the top part of his pointer finger," Michelle took Brooke's arm and began pulling her away.
Bobbo took a deep breath and exhaled loudly. "That went better than expected."
"What a weird girl," Max said.