Replacement

February 11, 1966

We cured the common cold and the only side effect is that it shrinks you? Sounds like a good deal to me. It also seems like something that could be fixed easily. Sadly, whatever is causing the explosive bloody diarrhea could not be isolated.

Anyway, get vaccinated!

I have to appreciate that Veeblefester hired a fresh, young go-getter ready to prove himself and his seasoned employees are standing around the watercooler talking about it.

You two need to stay away from the new sales rep.