Tuesday, January 07, 2025

Up and At Them

In an office, a voice comes over the intercom. "I'm leaving early for the day, Miss Goodge." "Yes, sir." The boss comes out of his office in a suit, with an umbrella, and a gardening pot stuck on his head. "Ever had one of those days where it seems that nothing goes right?" he asks.
February 9, 1966
I know I trip, fall and get my head stuck in a plant pot all the time. You'd think I'd learn by now...

I'm just assuming he tripped and fell and it wasn't just him staring at the pot and then thinking "I bet I could fit my head in there..."

Miss Goodge!!?

Veeblefester is in Brutus' office. "Thornapple! WAKE UP!" he yells and Brutus jolts awake with a shudder. "I wasn't asleep, chief, I was resting my eyes." "You were snoring," Veeblefester snarls.
He doesn't even have any work on his desk.

You should just let him sleep. Harder to screw things up when Brutus is asleep.
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