Monday, January 06, 2025

More Like Crappy Meal

Two Native Americans stand with two shady-ass lookin' white men. A treasure chest sits at their feet. "Let's get this straight--You'll give me that trunk of jewelry for everything east of the Mississippi?" the Natives ask. "Check!" the white men affirm. "Go ahead and take it, honey," the female Native says to the male one.
February 8, 1966
I don't think we talk enough about how we shoved Native Americans off their land in the eastern United States. Many of the Midwest tribes we talk about were originally east coast tribes. I know we've all heard to joke that the Lenape sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch for $24, but really they sold it for around $1,150. Still not a great deal for the Lenape.

One thing I like is the mean, sneaky-pete looks on the white colonizer's faces. What I don't like is that is implies the sale only happened because a woman said to take it. This is some Adam & Eve Biblical bullshit.

Brutus and Uncle Ted are sitting in a fast food restaurant at a very small table. Brutus has a hamburger meal in front of him while Uncle Ted has a kids meal with huge smiley face on the side. "I noticed you have been ordering kid meals lately, Uncle Ted," Brutus acknowledges. "True. I don't have the appetite for an adult meal anymore. Besides, the toys make me feel like a kid again," Uncle Ted says as he flies a small toy airplane around.
I should look more at kid meals when I just want a little snack. I know a lot of old people who just order kid meals. These old people are definitely onto something.

Although I disagree with the toy. They suck now. Cardboard pieces of crap most of the time.