Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Late Tuesday Quickies

Some man--the head lumberjack?--angrily approaches another man through a field of tree stumps. "The tree! What you stop for? Chop down tree!" The man, teary-eyed and choked up, says "I...I can't..." as he stares at a tree with 'Mother' and a heart carved in it.
February 16, 1966
This guy's mother was a tree! Hey, everybody! This guy's mother was a tree!!

Brutus is waiting in a waiting room. While reading a magazine he notices the sign 'If you have been waiting more than 20 minutes, let us know.' Brutus stands up and goes to the receptionist. "Excuse me, but I've been waiting for the doctor for more than 20 minutes." "Welcome to the club, so have I," the receptionist responds.
Brutus should call Gladys and ask her if Wilberforce still has his hair, because this woman's hair looks suspiciously like it.