Saturday, January 18, 2025

What Man Doesn't Enjoy a Good Lie Down?

Two men are standing next to each other with martini glasses in their hands. One man says "Know what, Floyd? I wish my wife had a mouth this big!" and the man opens his mouth fairly wide, it's taking up the entire bottom half of his face. "Heh heh. Why Brutus?" Brutus responds "Because my wife has a mouth this big," Brutus opens his mouth more. It's now taking up 2/3 of his face and the two men laugh. The stop abruptly, caught off guard by Brutus' wife suddenly appearing behind them.
February 21, 1966
I actually laughed out loud at this. I don't really know why. I do find it funny seeing Brutus open his mouth wider to make fun of his wife. I mean, who does this?

And I immediately go to something dirty and sexual about why he wants his wife's mouth a certain size so what does that say about me?

Brutus is lounging on the couch (in his sweater, pants, and socks) as Wilberforce walks up. "What're ya doing, Pop?" "Oh, nothing." "Are you gonna be just doing that all day?" "You say that like it's a bad thing..."
For the love of Jeezum Crow, it's Saturday! Let a goddamn working person lounge around on Saturday! Do you want to go do something, Wilberforce? Then just say so! Quit lazy-shaming a person!





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