Friday, January 10, 2025

Riddle, Riddle, Who's Got the Riddle?

On a golf course, a woman is attempting to hit the ball. Another woman says "Strike seven, Edith! I hit mine on six!" as a group of four men angrily look on. For reference, they are on Hole 5, par 3.
February 12, 1966
Ha! Women! Can't play golf! Look at how she's holding the club. Perfect!

Everything I learned about golf is, interestingly, from comic strips. It's so weird how cartoonists all golf. But I also learned about golf from "The Golf Game" episode of I Love Lucy. Check it out and either impress or piss off your friends with your new golfing style.

Can't those guys just ask to play through?

Wilberforce is eating cereal at the table while Gladys stands next to him. "How about a riddle?" Gladys asks. "Sure!" "What's big and yellow with a little boy running behind it?" "I give up!" "Your school bus if you don't hurry up and get to your bus stop on time."
Come on, Wilberforce. You didn't even try to guess the riddle!

I'm on day five of snow day which extended our winter break. No one--staff and students--is going to know how to do anything when we go back.

You know what doesn't help Wilberforce get to his bus on time? Distracting him with stupid riddles.
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