People Want Stories About Ants

Mark Trail

"Oh, great. Let me have it."

"Well, I wasn't able to get any information on the ants but the island did blow up and I barely escaped with my life."

"Look, Mark, I love you, but I wanted a story about red imported fire ants. Maybe some people want to read an action-packed story with several near-death experiences and a week's worth of explosions, I don't know. I don't want to know. I guess I will just print that story about that ghost shark."

Hi and Lois

Tell the twins to stuff their ketchup in a sack. I haven't been this disgusted since my son started putting ketchup on bologna sandwiches.