Wednesday, January 11, 2017
People Want Stories About Ants
"Well, I wasn't able to get any information on the ants but the island did blow up and I barely escaped with my life."
"Look, Mark, I love you, but I wanted a story about red imported fire ants. Maybe some people want to read an action-packed story with several near-death experiences and a week's worth of explosions, I don't know. I don't want to know. I guess I will just print that story about that ghost shark."
Hi and Lois