Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Abbey Is Probably Going To Ask Mark How His Hair Stayed So Calm

Mark Trail
"No, Abbey. I guess you could say that I'm kind of happily married to a woman I see a couple times a year. We also have a kid together. Well, he's really adopted--and an orphan so I guess he's not really anyone's kid. Anyway, I guess I sort of have a family and they make me relatively happy."

Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Every U.S. President with a beard has been a Republican. O...kay? There have only been five presidents with beards, the last one being Benjamin Harrison and he stopped being president in 1895. This is a terrible Believe It Or Not. That star-shaped sand is cool though.