"I didn't choose the wild and crazy nature writer life, it chose me. I warned you, when you're with Mark Trail, every day is a Jason Statham movie."
Everybody in the world has some sort of foible. Sometimes it's a foible that someone is just particular about but sometimes it's a foible that the person can't really control. No matter the reason, Tom Batiuk makes his character's foibles mind-blowingly annoying. Always. It's quite a skill when you think about it.