Popeye
I don't know about you but this "generation gap/sweetie gap" storyline is getting tiresome. Both Swee'Pea and Olive are treating Popeye terribly and neither deserve him.
Curtis
Or a basketball player. Is that racist? Nah.
Crankshaft
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All right, that does it for me. I'm out. Today's
Crankshaft has broken me. Bye, everyone.