Family Circus
"Let's have another baby."
"That sounds like a great idea. Just give me a minute and we can start." *Googles 'How to perform your own vasectomy*
Funky Winkerbean
Yeah, I really miss all the wasted trees and getting ink on my hands or having to read a soaked paper or wait to have a new delivered. I certainly miss dealing with pages that won't fold back properly or get that stupid kink in the fold when I try to turn the page. Also, black and white daily comics? I wish that was a still a thing.
Hagar the Horrible
Does the artwork seem a little off today? It just seems a bit more cartoony than usual and that's saying something considering how cartoony
Hagar normally looks.
Slylock Fox and Comics For Kids
"I have solved the mystery. Shady Shrew and his friend ate your pizza so you may have the last piece."
"Gee, that's very kind of you."
"Not a problem. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go teach that dog-boy over there some things about kite aerodynamics."
"Kick ass, Shady. We just ate an entire stolen pizza and there were no consequences for it."
