This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read or seen. I've looked up these words and I don't see how any of the fake definitions are jokes. A couple, you really have to stretch logic to make the joke fit and the others have nothing to do with the words. It's like Jeff Keane gave a list of words to drunk frat boys and told them to come up with definitions.
You know, that last panel would make a great tattoo.