I'm Going To Start Calling All Hammers Universal Weapons

Family Circus

Wasn't she on Hee Haw? Always wore a hat with a price tag still attached to it?

Rex Morgan, M.D.

What's that in the second panel? A symbol of their love? Well, it's not drawn very well.

Dennis the Menace

Questioning a veteran's patriotic allegiance during a day of mourning and remembrance? That is some top-notch menacing.

The Amazing Spider-Man

Yeah, but still Peter, something happened. I mean, your arm and/or wrist is all twisted around. Spider sense didn't alert you to that.