The Born Loser
So Hazel Gargle was basically just born a burn victim. She had to go all Elephant Man when out in public. The entire town beat her with the ugly stick when she was baby. I love Brutus' face in the last panel.
Blondie
I'm really enjoying that teenage werewolf star pilot flying a Jetsons car.
Rex Morgan, M.D.
I understand why people think they can drive safely while distracted by their phones, I'm doing just that right now to post this,* but I will never understand why people flee when they hit someone with their car. You've already hit someone but yet, somehow, you have made yourself look worse.
*No, I'm not.
