Finally, a superhero is here to save the day and stop Ronan the Accuser. What? It's Spider-Man. We're all doomed!!
Dennis the Menace
While I am impressed at how menacing this is--it has been awhile since Dennis was this menacing, you have to admit, I am a little unnerved that he can quickly and effortlessly subdue, gag, and tie a girl to a chair. Here's hoping he only uses his power for good.