Thursday, December 15, 2016

The Police Are All Like "What? There Are MORE Missing Kids?!"


Hi & Lois
Today's social commentary in Hi & Lois focuses on the plight of the middle class worker. No one gets rich just by working. I know it. You know it. Hi knows it. And now, Chip knows it.

Judge Parker
Missing children are a huge problem but how many children are missing in this town?

Family Circus
"I can't wait until that old bag is dead so we don't have to get clothes as presents anymore. I mean, look at this shirt I'm wearing. It's hideous."

Funky Winkerbean
I am constantly disturbed by how easy it is to climb to the top of one of the letters of the Hollywood sign. It at least looks easy according to TV, movies, books, comic strips, comic books, a friend of a friend on Facebook and a random SnapChat story I saw.

I'm sure she's just climbing up to think or something like that but if not, just think what this will do for the Starbuck Jones movie. Maybe she'll get a posthumous Oscar like Heath Ledger!!

Seriously though, if you or someone you know has thought about jumping off the Hollywood sign or any other method of suicide, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255.