Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Tuesday Quickies

Has anyone even tried the cookies? Everyone is just staring at them in wonderment except for Crankshaft who is looking at them with blind rage. Just take a bite and quit being assholes.

Mary Worth
Hey, are we finally going to get a Mary Worth storyline in Mary Worth?

"...I just don't know if I can trust the deposed prince of Nigeria." I hear that Jerry's Diner is hiring a janitor. The last one he had got addicted to vicodin and slept in the mop closet all night.