Tuesday Quickies

Crankshaft

Has anyone even tried the cookies? Everyone is just staring at them in wonderment except for Crankshaft who is looking at them with blind rage. Just take a bite and quit being assholes.

Mary Worth

Hey, are we finally going to get a Mary Worth storyline in Mary Worth?

"...I just don't know if I can trust the deposed prince of Nigeria." I hear that Jerry's Diner is hiring a janitor. The last one he had got addicted to vicodin and slept in the mop closet all night.