Thursday, December 22, 2016

Another Day, Another Failed Funky Suicide


Crankshaft
She wasn't yelling at you because you broke an ornament, she was yelling at you because she hated you.

Family Circus
I like Christmas songs but I don't like it when children butcher the words. Look, I'm confused as to who Harold Angel is and why Stephen gets his own feast but Joy To the World's lyrics are clear. You're just being stupid.

Funky Winkerbean
oh good she's alive i'm so happy

Can we get back to color strips now?

Hi and Lois
One thing I love about art is perspective. All art needs something to draw your eye to it. In today's strip, the giant blue present catches your eye but yet all the characters are staring off to the side for some reason thus distorting the perspective and ruining what little joke is here.

Mary Worth
HEY EVERYBODY WILBUR IS GOING TO MASTURBATE