Mark Trail
Are Mark and Abbey going to say that the ants caused the volcano to erupt because that's not how that works. They don't even have proof of the ants. No one took any pictures and the island is now scattered all over the Pacific Ocean.
Funky Winkerbean
That sounds awesome. I plan on doing the same thing when I retire.
Dennis the Menace
Cock-blocking is some tip-top menacing. I approve.