Sometimes Ballets Have a Lot of Sexual Innuendo

Crankshaft

Well, screw you too. Nobody has anything to say in this comic strip either. For more nothing, check out Tom Batiuk's blog.

Marvin

I love that Tom Armstrong had to put a sign that was pointing to him just to make sure readers understood that he was the creator/artist. I don't know why we had to have the creator make an appearance instead of just ending with the other kids' exclamation of "WHAT?!!". I think readers would've understood.

Shoe

Girlfriend: "Isn't this just so beautiful?"

Shoe: "When...When are they going to get naked?"

Girlfriend: "...They're not."

Shoe: ...

Shoe: "I'm gonna try to get our money back."