Wednesday Quickies

Mary Worth

You know what's a damn shame? That this comic is veering into the realm of plausibility. That we're not going to see any shady alley deals or police lights in the background.

I guess there's always hope.

Family Circus

"Because, seriously, this is a picture of me at six month olds and my head is the same size now as it was in this picture. All our heads are. There's no way four of these came out of you. I'm going back to that stork theory.

Ripley's Believe It Or Not

That sounds like the most awesome halftime show ever. They should do that for Super Bowl LI next year.