Screaming Into the Wind

Beetle Bailey

That tree has comforted Beetle.

That tree has shaded Beetle.

That tree has protected Beetle.

That tree has loved Beetle.

But Beetle treats that tree like that jerkass kid did from The Giving Tree. I don't know what's worse: Beetle not giving a damn that the tree is gone or that Sarge clearly cut the tree down out of spite.

Popeye

I know of several adults that don't act as mature as Swee' Pea. It's a sad state of affairs out there, people.

Sherman's Lagoon

I don't understand why pop culture uses the Disney theme park's names when the same effect can be achieved by just using a generic theme park name. My favorite will always be Happy World Land.

Mainly, it's just sad to see that even a comic strip about a talking shark is in the pocket of Big Mouse.

Ziggy