Blondie
I can see the clickbait headline now: "Boy Dresses Like Middle-Class 1930s Businessman for School Picture Day and It Was the Most Amazing Thing!!"
Family Circus
"But no, you have to have your peace and quiet at 2 o'clock in the afternoon so here I am at 5:55 in the morning waking you up. You should make me some eggs and bacon."
Rex Morgan, M.D.
"That baby's not mine is it? Wait, what am I talking about. CPR can't get you pregnant. Also, that baby would be 6-years-old. Can CPR get someone pregnant? Maybe if you..."
Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids
That raccoon got really complicated to draw in the third step.
The Born Loser
"Who are you yelling at, Chief?"
"Why, Jughaid Smith, of course.
Arlo and Janis
It's just pee. I mean, just about every living thing's urine winds up in our water. That is the primary purpose of creeks and rivers is to carry away waste.
