Saturday, October 01, 2016

Saturday Quotes

Mary Worth
I love that Tommy is reading the back cover like the plotline is written on it. "This doesn't have a synopsis on the dust jacket. How do I know it's any good? Is what I need right on the cover? I could barely get past Genesis last time."

Beetle Bailey
"But it's too late for that now. Those birds have given me the idea to shit on their cars though."