I know I'm really late with this but it took me quite a while to figure out which fictional characters best described me. Yesterday, I finally figured it out. Judge Harold T. Stone (Harry Anderson) from Night Court. Dave Nelson (Dave Foley) from NewsRadio. Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) from How I Met Your Mother. I don't need to go into why I chose these three. I suggest you find them streaming, buy/rent DVDs, and watch the shows for yourself. They are all really good shows.
Honestly, you'd get a better laugh watching these shows than reading about the comics I chose for today.
Real Life Adventures
I went to school at a rural high school and this happened a lot. People would gather around a car with its hood open and talk about what was wrong while drinking beer but rarely, if ever, did any actual fixing. It's good to know this happens in the suburbs as well.
The Born Loser
"But that wasn't one of the choices, Chief."
"You're fired, Thornapple."
"He was here all along?! If only I had turned my head just slightly to the right, I would've seen him!"
Those ropes totally look like they are tied tightly around him.
One of the things I love about Six Chix, Benita Epstein in particular, are her pug drawings. Look at that thing.